| August 7, 2009
On smelling like cookies  say no to OCK and yes to American's favourite cookie Oh man. i just got a huge scolding from my dad after he witnessed me toppling over while i was practicing my handstand. There wasn't even a loud THUD when i fell lah. I just made some ahhhhh sound while i was in the process of falling so it’s obviously not because i hurt myself but more along the lines of 'crap i'm losing my balance again' thus the ahhhhh. haha So that was that. haha massive over reaction from mr. old fashion. He continued to quote multiple incidents he read from the papers of dancers and stuntmen who died doing their thing. I only remembered nodding. like, a lot. haha. Aiya. Good intentions clearly. but oh pls dad, i'm not about to die while trying to do some silly handstands okay! haha moving on, i'd suspect you must be wondering what the picture above is all about. haha. well, lets talk about old chang kee. for complete idiots, its a stall which sells all sorts of puffs and other fried stuff. ok so here's the thing, i really really hate it. I don't use to until the branch at toa payoh opened You see, it happens to be STRATEGICALLY located smack in the middle where everyone needs to walk to get to the train station and every time i walk pass the store i'll be welcomed with this omgwtf-rish disgustingly pungent smell of deep fried food. Actually, a better portrayal of the situation would be like walking right through a massive field of floating oil particles. I know that might not sound ghastly enough to you. so I would now like you to imagine it in slow-mo. matrix style. Instead of having cool rainy waters smacking on your face like a refreshing bath, its oil. oil probably reused over and over, and imagine the sound effect in slow-mo, phak. phak. phak. phak all that oil slapping right across your face. horrid enough for you? haha now i know why facial wash adverts are always about CLEARING & REMOVING EXCESS OIL. i think i’d really need those. haha. you know, I can’t help but think they should just close the old chang kee and replace it with Famous Amos. it’ll be like a junkyard of a difference. Like walking pass a nice perfume shop (or a bikini store if you prefer, male readers) to a gigantic rubbish dump. Haha. Just imagine! i’ll be feeling all sweet every time I walk pass that place and never oily again! (I’m sure you know the expression everyone gets when they sniff famous amos from afar right. ahaha. Kinda like what Ron looks like after drinking the love portion in the Half Blood Prince) & so, wherever i might be taking the train to, u’ll be sure to be greeted by a GRINNING SLAPHAPPY GORDON SMELLING LIKE YUMMY CHOC COOKIES. SO MUCH BETTER THAN A GORDON ALL SMUDGE UP IN OIL AND SMELLING LIKE FRIED SOTONG BALLS RIGHT?! Can someone please be so kind to start a partition on closing the store with the big mean yellow banner? i'll love you =D it’ll be a long night.. |
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