| October 21, 2009
Men are harmless creatures  Kay I’ve got two stories today. The first one cannot be explained even by Murphy’s Law. While the second is about how paranoid some women can be Ok the first one is titled OMFGAWDISH. I waited 20 freakin' mins for my bus this morning! Ended up late for school and I had not one but TWO lecturers questioning about my absence :/ now I know you’re going to go 'WHUUT?! only 20 mins?!' But NOOO. You’re wrong. You see, there are 9 buses at my usual bus stop. 3 takes me to the interchange which is where I go every morning. 3 out of 9 means of every 3 buses that arrives there’s a 1 in 3 chance of it being a bus which I could take. But on this strange strange morning, NEITHER of all the 99999 and 99 buses that arrived ARE ONE!! To my shock and horror many of the buses came by at least twice, some even came thrice!! Not to mention how hot and dusty it was. Mind you, the bus stop is along a 12 lane expressway. I swear I could kill at the HEAT of the moment. The people around me were just lucky I had my strawberry bun and music to keep me distracted .. The second incident happened on the train while I was making my way home. This one’s slightly more interesting.. So there was this girl, she was pretty hawt, I fell for her, and asked her for her number. It was amazing. HAHAHA nahh I was just making fun of you. no but really, there was this girl, she was ok. So naturally I stole some glances over the course of my journey. I mean come on, I’m a guy, and practically every other guy in the cabin was. But that’s not the point, the thing is she probably knew. Then my stop at Toa Payoh eventually came, apparently it was her stop too. She got off first so I ended up not far behind her. Following the crowd like everyone else, we hopped on the escalator. That’s when she turned back and what I saw next was a face that literally screamed "OMG! A FREAKING STALKER! :OOO" -.- I was like “OH COME ON!! GIVE ME A BREAK!” Sad for her and more unfortunate for me, the escalator was packed, so no quick escape for neither of us.. but as soon as we were on leveled ground, I hasten by pace and got ahead of her; coolly trying my best to give off a “OH PLEASE LADY, I’M NO STALKER, AND YOU AIN’T THAT GREAT EITHER SO PLEASE SAVE YOURSELF SOME PITY. AND ONE MORE THING, YOU’RE NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT STAYS IN TOA PAYOH UH.” So ya. Moral of the story is, if you’re hawt. Please expect guys to look at you. That’s how the world works. I’m sorry to say but if you’re blessed with a strikingly good body or a gorgeous face, that’s your curse. That said, it doesn’t mean every one of us who does look at you is a lowly immodest lady eating stalker. So if you going to be paranoiac, wear a mask or make yourself ugly. Don’t complain or give people weird stares.. you’re simply wasting your attractiveness away. And finally, for the dear lady I saw earlier today, well, if I recalled, u were stealing glances at me too. So does that make you a stalker too? LMAO my dear readers. I’m writing this because this isn’t the first time I had an experience like this. I also believe I’m writing on behalf of the thousands of innocent guys out there who have shared the same traumatic experience of being the bad guy in a situation gone wrong. Thank you for your time. |
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